european:

ordering food is so stressful

taibhsearachd:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

jessicalockeisveryconfused:

ruffboijuliaburnsides:

taibhsearachd:

So apparently in Skyrim, if you just eat all your stolen items in between the “wait I know you” and actually getting arrested, the guard will just… walk away???

I LEGITIMATELY DOWNLOADED AND INSTALLED SKYRIM JUST TO TEST THIS.

I COULDNT STOP LAUGHING AFTERWARDS.

You do know you can just… keep walking, right? Also why are you only stealing food items???

1) it’s not about the fact that you can keep walking

2) it’s not about playing properly only stealing food

It’s about CAN YOU, if your only stolen items are food, eat them all and get out of being arrested. The answer is yes.

If you’re trying to make this into some sort of logic or reason thing you are not playing Skyrim correctly my dude.

It’s about the mental image of a guard starting to apprehend you, watching you devour three cheese wheels in like half a second (presumably looking him dead in the eyes as you do), and deciding that he is not getting paid enough to deal with this bullshit.

foyernormanchapel:

willy gon seduce chilly with his sexy murdery mind

rayb1rd:

Kicked out of the Garden of Eden

Eve:

songwrite:

I’m so pink silk but I’m also very black leather

jayrockin:

Oh shit it’s Real the Tsuchinoko!!

PATREON | KO-FI

half-ace:

chaotic neutral

june–10tth:

🕊️

deadonarrival:

looseteeth:

god i love patrick stump…u dont usually see Fucking Dumbass representation in the media but he is out there…doesnt have a goddamn clue…cant remember shit…i am HERE for it hes a stupid bitch ICON

Really put out a song on Mania without realising his name was in the backing vocals… how iconic